hello & welcome to the future. not only posting because i feel foolishly guilty that i haven't since october of 2007. not that anybody's reading this, again, but if somebody did - even just 1 person - i'd hate to push them away with the ancient date of my most recent post. too rude. so welcome, 1 random person! "another post about demons? what the hell?" exactly!
but not quite... actually a post to announce that i'm painting. i mean i've always painted, just on smaller pieces of paper & cardboard. all the better to scan you with my dear. but haven't painted larger format for, like, ever. totally. so i pulled out my wood... from my garage ladies! gosh. gutter minds. turned out 2 very mixed media paintings on wood. about 2'x2' each. originals & high quality giclee prints available for sale on my site - color section:
deadclownart.com
my favorite of the 2:
description from my site:
Self Portrait as Demon
Medium: Mixed media on wood (21.5x25)
Client: Personal, for sale
Description: The title pretty much says it all. Little old me, but with demon ears instead of people ears. Lesser demon of course. Who has the time? Hobby really. Grin! Not sure why I painted a self portrait exactly. Not a vain act. More like wearing a mask... but permanently... and somewhere other than your face. Something I'm not entirely, and without any risk.
Print Available? Yes: 12x18 giclee print- $41.40 + shipping; 12x18 photographic print- $9 + shipping; Original- $500 + shipping
interested in a print? interested in an original? just want to send me $ for no other reason than you have too f-ing much of it? send me an email.
probably not a very wise move, throwing my email address out for the spam vultures... but spam vultures, couple of things to keep in mind:
i get my prescriptions from an actual pharmacy... i really doubt you're going to ship me a Wii if i visit your site... i find it very amusing that the words 'scam' & 'spam' rhyme (there's a poem there, i'm sure of it)... & finally- i may not be able to break a cinder block with my penis, but it's perfectly long enough, thank you very much- keep your magic beans to yourself.
vent complete. exit program. beep.
okay. there you have it. your weekly, um, month-- no, um quarterly (?) blog. hope you're all breathing well in this cyber space we find ourselves. gasp!
fleece & glove-ly muttered ghost...
chris
p.s. when november rolls around, please VOTE OBAMA! i'm not the most political guy on this spinning rock, but i do know that BARACK OBAMA needs to be our next president. have you heard him speak? if not, please do. listen carefully. that's the sound of change. it's f-ing deafening. YELL YOUR VOTE!
barackobama.com
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